The Olinoy Fire Department came to the rescue of a desperate young songwriter who couldn't get the time of day if he looked at his own watch. Local sensitive songwriter Sea Song, real name Farrington Puddingbotton Esquire, decided to take his career and matters into his own hands when he climbed Roger, the town oak tree, to get the attention he couldn't receive with his own emasculating songbook and high, girlish voice.
The rescue took place after Ted Gibbons at Gibbons Auto Fixings noticed a sound coming out of the town tree that "sounded like somebody had either lost their best friend or their ability to carry a tune in public."
He called 911 and the Fire Department dispatched a truck with a cherry picker and a phony recording contract to entice our fragile folk legend to leave his new artist in residency home and enjoy a free ride to Olinoy Home For The Sensitively Insecure where Sea was given an out of tune autoharp and a few guitar lessons at Strum and Strings. Hopefully, this will be the last we hear of Sea and The Tree as it is fast becoming known to townspeople with a sarcastic sense of humor and an aversion to wimpy songs about girls named Susan or Desiree or Clemma June.
The rescue took place after Ted Gibbons at Gibbons Auto Fixings noticed a sound coming out of the town tree that "sounded like somebody had either lost their best friend or their ability to carry a tune in public."
He called 911 and the Fire Department dispatched a truck with a cherry picker and a phony recording contract to entice our fragile folk legend to leave his new artist in residency home and enjoy a free ride to Olinoy Home For The Sensitively Insecure where Sea was given an out of tune autoharp and a few guitar lessons at Strum and Strings. Hopefully, this will be the last we hear of Sea and The Tree as it is fast becoming known to townspeople with a sarcastic sense of humor and an aversion to wimpy songs about girls named Susan or Desiree or Clemma June.
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